Midrand, the root of all traffic.

After many many many hours of research, scientist and mathematicians have irrefutably proven that Midrand is the root of all traffic.
Head researcher, Iprovet Hings issued this statement "Those who commute between Pretoria and Johannesburg should always be prepared for soul crushing, clutch and wallet bruising traffic conditions whenever they approach Midrand".
Community, religious, business and political leaders presented, for the same ever, a united front when they were approached with the findings. Catholic bishop, Pastor Young Boys, said that those living in Midrand were being irresponsible and selfish. His sentiments were echoed by popular political party figure-head, Giveme Nyugu, when he said that Midrand residents need to stop what they are doing and move to a real place. UBSA(United Business South Africa) board member, Wewant Urmoney, slated the behavior of Midrand residents saying that they're causing serious harm to the economy by delaying transportation of goods through the area.
A government official, who asked not be named, revealed that government was aware of the findings of the study. They are currently considering solutions to the problem. The official also revealed among the solutions that had been tabled was the possible fencing off of Midrand during peak travel times.